Meghan Markle was caught saying “FUCK” on camera, moments after the royal wedding and the world went coocoo about it. We just wanted to show Meghan we totally get it, and if it was us marring a prince in front of the entire world (!!!) there would be many more F words coming out of us to release that kind of insane pressure.
So, fuck it. She said fuck. It just goes to show she is a genuine human being. Saying cuss words in known to release pressure, and if any regular, just-your-family-and-friends wedding is one of the most stressful events in life, imagine the entire world watching your every move, your words, your dress, analyzing, picturing, sharing, waiting for a slip, a mistake or… god forbid: “FUCK”.
First of all, It’s important to understand, prince Harry chose Meghan for everything that she is, and according to this book:
if Meghan was too nice, she would still be single, no wedding of the year for them, and no royal family hot news for us. It would just be a regular day, where we all say ‘Fuck’ a thousand times a day, and no one cares, not a royal “FUCK” like the one Meghan said – which was news for some people. She is a human OK? Wait, does it mean that “Fuck” is now an official royal word??? Fuck me, I feel like such a princess now (Meghan we love you, it’s an honor to live in a world where there are women like you!).
So, Meghan, here are a few things we would recommend to get through this time when people think you need to be better, or royal, or boring, or anything else but madly happy and in love.
When you start your morning Meghan, and you’re going through all the shit people have to say, because you’re still new to this, and you might still actually read it, please do it with this mug:
Coffee Mug You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give, 11OZ
and read and re-read what it says. Just go on with your morning.
If you still feel you care about some of the things, just dive into this, not giving a fuck is an art, and as we all know, you are a true artist:
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life
If you’re still very much upset about something, and you want to show Harry what got you all worked up, at least do it in style, like the stylish authentic person that you are, and use this:
You can also attach a note, and write the note in the right energy kind of pencil:
Just as you’re getting ready to leave it all behind, and go for a run to release some endorphins in your body, we have the perfect socks for you, not too obvious, no camera will catch this (enough “fuck” news for this week, uh?), but you will know you’re still true to your feelings:
L&ZZ Crew Socks FUCK OFF Tube Socks Calf Length Socks Unisex 1 Pair
Just as you’re getting ready to have an afternoon cup of tea with Queen Elizabeth, might be a good idea to buy two of these, she might care about things a slightly bit more then you do, but she’ll get there, because Meghan Markle is in the house ya’ll:
and as you’re getting ready to sleep, after yet another royal day, and you already have these on, just in case anyone thinks they can bother a true princess while she’s sleeping:
Here’s one last idea, in case you still have give a fuck about something.
Don’t let them get to you.
You’re awesome.
And Fuck is the most royal thing to say now, thank you liberating us all!
Maybe it hit the news just to give us all a chance to take a long look in the mirror, and realize, we love cussing. It feels good, and releases tension, and if we release tension, our health is better, we’re nicer to our surroundings, our immune system works better, and we can just go on about our lives, not giving a fuck. So why on earth is it such a taboo? News flash: it’s not. It’s normal. You’re good. And so is Meghan.
